install theme

(Source: beeishappy)

« And after the sixth shot, it stopped tasting like tequila, and started tasting like your kiss. So I got addicted. »

- text messages i sent without getting a reply (via touch-ifyouneedto)

(Source: 18month-s)

hairynuts11:

beyoncespenis:

kay-vis:

troyxleonardo:

With just a chill head bop Jordin still manages to have more rhythm than the three tragedies next to her

What in the hell is Lorde doing?

OH MY GOD

i’m so embarrassed 

(Source: ohsoswiftly)

« Please tell me
I’m not as forgettable
as your silence
is making me feel.
»

fvming:

What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

I’m stoned

(Source: fvming)

(Source: zepsternerd)

Yeah, my shirt looks so good

When it’s just hangin’ off your back

lockeyseven:

awwww-cute:

Today my snake turned 2

Snake in a hat

roshicorp:

lild415:

vagina-tickler:

2o6:

Found on Facebook, props to the owner. 

lild415

Thanks for the love man!

Derek, it came out beyond what I expected. It’s amazing. I feel honored and unworthy at the same time to see the sticker there lol 

cuddlemonsters:

musicgal1206:

Need

I really want this 😞

(Source: halllleybabbbby)